An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.
Dr. Stephanie Brody
Dr. Simon August
Dr. Milton Chamberlain
Dr. Charles Litto
Dr. Thurman Flicker
Julie
Dr. Bucky DeVol
Floyd Kurtzman
Dr. Oliver Ludwig
Jacob
Dr. Joseph Prang
Angelo / Angela Bonafetti
The Others - Christmas Elf
Nurse Norine Sprockett
Dr. Phil Burns
Dr. Walter Rist
Malamud Callahan
Sal Bonafetti
Drug dealer
(uncredited)
The Nurses - Chang
The Nurses - Perez
The Nurses - Thatcher
The Candystripers - Bunny
The Gangsters - Rocco
The Gangsters - Jerry
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
The Cops - Emilia
The Cops - Bed Mechanic
The Cops - Cicerelli
The Hospital Staff - Flower Lady
The Hospital Staff - Miss Ditka
The Hospital Staff - Paul the Orderly
The Hospital Staff - Warren the Orderly
The Patients - 82 Year Old Man
The Patients - Boy with Fly
The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient
The Flashback - Young Simon's Father
The Others - Spectator
The Candystripers - Jyll Omato
The Others - Mrs. Pierce
Self (scenes deleted)
Girl with Broken Nose (uncredited)
Susan Lucci (uncredited)
Featured (uncredited)
New Intern (uncredited)
Writer
Director
Writer
Producer
Associate Producer
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Director of Photography
Editor
Original Music Composer
Production Design
Casting
Art Direction
Casting
Casting
Stunt Coordinator